August 23rd, 2007

long distance love

ahhh......long distance love. don't miss it at all.

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way

~plane white t's - delilah

I bet they've since broken up. Man, i'm a hater.

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June 26th, 2007

Pandas

How did these people get a hold of my vacation pictures?!

http://www.chinagiantpanda.com/about/picture/picture.htm

Actually, they're not my vacation pictures but I did take an awful lot of pictures of pandas while I was in China.  I don't really know why I like them that much.  They're not particularly interesting in their behavior and they're not super smart or friendly but they're so dern cute.  I sleep like a panda -  maybe that's why I like them so much.  

I think Dara is having a bad dream.  I can hear her whimpering.

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April 8th, 2007

totally random correction

From my blog Sept. 06:

"i am, by necessity and genetic makeup, a lover of all things cute.  anything smaller in size than it's normal size is cute.  women can't help themselves.  it is sewn into our genes to love cute things especially the kinds that burp up vomit onto our shoulders.  big heads, cuddly and chubby bodies with teeny fingers and toes.  the color pink somehow gets involved in this too."

From a nytimes article a couple months back: 

Girls' obsession with [the color pink] may seem like something they're born with, like the ability to breathe or talk on the phone for hours on end. But according to Jo Paoletti, an associate professor of American studies at the University of Maryland, it ain't so. When colors were first introduced to the nursery in the early part of the 20th century, pink was considered the more masculine hue, a pastel version of red. Blue, with its intimations of the Virgin Mary, constancy and faithfulness, was thought to be dainty. Why or when that switched is not clear, but as late as the 1930s a significant percentage of adults in one national survey held to that split. Perhaps that's why so many early Disney heroines — Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Wendy, Alice-in-Wonderland — are swathed in varying shades of azure. (Purple, incidentally, may be the next color to swap teams: once the realm of kings and N.F.L. players, it is fast becoming the bolder girl's version of pink.)

 

my favorite color is green.  

Posted by noramonster at 08:24 PM | 2 comments

October 28th, 2006

thug4liferoyboy (2:25:04 PM): the thought of you as a lezbo was so hot
thug4liferoyboy (2:25:06 PM): it heated up my root
thug4liferoyboy (2:25:10 PM): thus overheating my cpu
thug4liferoyboy (2:25:12 PM): and causing my ssytem to crash
 
roy has no skills 
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October 22nd, 2006

my life in the age of....

rilo kiley - portions for foxes

i am unfit for marriage.

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